Bruce and Elly do the Danube, Vienna and lots of vaseline!

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By the way, this site uses God's own font: GillSans. If you don't like the way this site renders on your PC then get a Macintosh, install GillSans and use Safari as God and Steve Jobs have told you to.

Some of the movies on this site are over 8MB. All links to movies will include (movie) in their captions.

I incorrectly assumed I would be able to find software to rotate entire movies by 90° and so took quite a few movies with my camera on its end to make the most of the aspect ratio. So you may need to rotate your monitor through 90° to optimise your viewing pleasure.