Asia 2006: Random Bozo arrives in Kolkatta

Kolkatta: Friday 4th August

Mumbai City

Oh my god - they killed my arse! (part 3)

Despite 24-hour cricket on TV and hot food provided on schedule, I was beginning to hate being in hospital. I felt imprisoned in my room by the nurses and the pain each time drugs were injected via my cannula was intense. I have to place on permanent record my eternal gratitude to Elly for badgering the Oxford Bookstore in Kolkatta to delivering straight into my room. However, a blog entry by my dad says it all.

11:58 am

Hullo everyone. Bruce has asked me to let you all know that he is sorry about not communicating but is not able to get on to computer at the moment. He is in a clinic receiving treatment for the Indian strain of accute Montezuma's Revenge. There is no prognosis as yet re time to dong the disease. His cell phone is working but please only use Text Messages if you wish to contact him. Phone number is 07909504328. At the moment he is well p'd off with himself & the situation in general. Cheers, Jack Ryan

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