Asia 2006: Random Bozo goes to Kerala

Kumily: Tuesday 23rd May

Kerala

Idukki district

all aboard

Periyar lake

Periyar lake

trees

The other boat is catching us.

What are those faint blobs?

even fainter blobs on the horizon

slightly less faint blobs

the lake is tilting

pretty flowers

drowned trees

more pretty flowers

building extra rooms on top of
my homestay

Kumily's main drag

where I ate dosa and was shat on

Kumily caperings

Today I tried the Periyar park official boat trip. They don't promise you'll see anything apart from trees, water and climate and the trip lived up to this, apart from a distant glimpse of what might have been wild pigs.

My original 'trek' guide took me swimming in the pool at the base of the local hydro-electric dam. We couldn't stay for too long - the local workers didn't mind but an inspector was due to arrive and he might have objected.

I'm a lot less pleased with the remake of King Kong. It's not a big ape, it's a huge turkey. Not quite as bad as the Tim Hines version of War of the Worlds (here's ggrieg's review of that gobble-monster) but the only way I could enjoy it was as a comedy and spot-the-homage session. Don't waste your money even renting this film. I'm glad it only cost me the equivalent of 50 pence.

Tomorrow I'm going on a short trip to nearby parts of Tamil Nadu. This may be quite lovely - temples, waterfalls and other scenic stuff. The day after I might spend just wondering around Kumily, taking photographs so that I have a record of a small town.

See you later spacecats!

EDIT

Just checked out an Indian marriage-broker website. They list potential brides' complexions. Yick.

Dosa and birdshit delight

After blogging today, I returned to the street-stall where I'd eaten the previous night. The results: a Random Bozo full of dosa and vegetable curry but also a Random Bozo who had been shat on by a passing bird. One of my fellow diners told me that this was good for my character. I can understand the logic of this but I was a little pushed to wholeheartedly join in with his amusement.

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