Asia 2006: Random Bozo goes to Kerala

Ernakulam: Tuesday 16th May

Kerala

Ernakulam

all aboard!

trees

waterfront activity

Mussels and sand come from
here.

waterfront

a dunny

the lake was huge

where the shells are roasted

storage for the slaked lime

no idea what this is

no idea what this is

nutmeg

vanilla creeper

more tourists

75 clicks

lunch

Mutley and friend

Assamese and Dheli-kar girls
playing with a goat

That's Cambodia, Captain
That's classified soldier!

waterworld

a palm tree

fresh coconut

spinning coir

spinning coir

spinning coir

spinning coir

spinning coir

pathways into darkness?

back onto the Mayflower

more tourists

kingfisher

kettu vallam construction

pretty flowers abounded

coming home

Assamese jeans

note the label!

green grow the rushes-o!

a temple in Ernakulam

Backwater bimbling (original blog entry)

Well, I'm in a much better mood than yesterday: today has been a fun but touristy day and I may have a chance to get first-hand info on Assam, another must-do place to visit.

Ill in the head?

I know I'm in a better mood: Radio Random Bozo has stopped transmitting Pink Floyd and Roger Waters music and is instead regaling me with blasts from the past by those American punk-meisters, The Dead Kennedies: especially from Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables. The first tune to assault my mental eardrums had these lyrics:

Efficiency and progress are ours once more,
now that we have the neutron bomb:
it's nice and quick and clean
and gets things done...

Of course the meisterwerks are Holiday in Cambodia and California Über Alles. I'm torn between the original and the reworked version of the latter, retitled We've Got a Bigger Problem Now: original power or sly, thoughtful reworking - the choice is yours, pop pickers!

Chemical warefare?

Anyway, after a disturbed night, I got back to the tourist desk at 8.30 this morning and was driven to the start point for the tour. On the way through Ernakulam, we picked up a family from Assam and a Nepali economist who works with a US-based development-promoting NGO.

At the start point, a Qualis van with several more Indian families drew up. I think most were Tamils (the mens' build and bearing reminded me of Sopranos characters!) but there was one Sikh family from Delhi: in all 18 of us. We were loaded onto a 'houseboat' which took us downriver to where the river broadened into a huge lake with several 'exits'. Here, men legally dig and dive for freshwater bivalves (there was some confusion as to whether they're oysters or mussels) and illegally excavate sand for the building industry. Despite being highly illegal because it apparently increases flooding after monsoons, sand is big business here.

Along the edges of the lakes and rivers, traffic flowed slowly by and there were glimpses of a still extant, simpler life.

We were taken to a 'factory' that processes bivalve shells into calcium hyroxide for the chemical, pharmaceutical, paan and paint industries. They mix the shells with coke in kilns and set light to the mix: the burning coke - almost pure carbon - 'pushes' carbon dioxide out of the shells (almost pure calcium carbonate) according to:

C(s) + O2(g) --> CO2(g) - ΔH
CaCO3(s) --> CaO(s)* + CO2(g) + ΔH
*calcium oxide, aka quicklime

(I'm quite pleased I can get the chemistry all right first time. Thanks to ggreig for telling me how to get Δs in HTML.)

The 'burnt' shells are still intact but are pure white. Addition of water causes

CaO(s) + H2O(l) --> Ca(OH)2(s)* - rather large ΔH
*calcium hydroxide, aka slaked lime

In this village (and presumably others), people grow a lot of spices and ayurvedic-medicinal herbs: a trainee homeopath amongst us was taking copious notes. The guide, a villager, seemed at first to say that diabetes can be cured by using a certain herb. It turned out that he wasn't saying this but that the herb seems to mimic insulin injections without the accompanying injection traumas and that, according to him, it avoids the microvascular damage that repeated hyper- and hypo-glycaemic events cause. I wish I'd taken better notes here but I'd brought no paper, assuming that if I did it would get wet.

Nutmeg is beloved of out-of-pocket junkies, those in need of sexual rejuvenation, those suffering from (er, I forgot!) and cooks alike: remedies are available from the fruit, the red seed-coat and the seed itself. Vanilla powder may be worth more weight-for-weight than finest charlie! There is also a fruit that looks very similar ot a mango but has a high concentration of HCN. It's apparently the top method of suicide in Kerala.

We passed several other tourist boats during the day. There are also local ferries from place to place but apparently no timetable that would enable me to island-hop. Of course, being in a boat travelling through jungle brought out my Apocalypse Now fantasies.

But these were dispelled by a hearty lunch. Half of the Indians availed themselves of cutlery. I didn't - maybe I'm a poseur but I like this way of eating. The youngest child of the Assamese family had a name that sounded remarkably like Mutley.

Our first stop was a settlement/home where people manufacture coir rope from coconut husk. Once the husk has been soaked and dried to get the raw fibre, it's spun into string. Two 'ends' from both of these women's bags are hooked onto the spinning wheel which twists the string that's created as the women walk backwards. At the end of the 'wicket', one woman uses a wooden gizmo to twist the single strands into two double strands. She then loops these, puts them on a pile of finished loops and then the process starts again. I was told they get Rs50 rupees a kilo of finished product: some guesses at time and distance and another relevant piece of data which I now forget enabled me to estimate they can make Rs50 worth of rope in an hour.

We were also given fresh coconut milk to drink: just an unpleasant as the first time I tried it. The shells were then cracked open so we could 'enjoy' the fresh coconut 'meat'. Sorry but it's slimy and yucky and needs to be dried before I can enjoy it.

Finally were were silently punted back to the startpoint and driven back to Ernakulam.

© (except the blatantly ripped-off bits) Random Bozo 2006